[Verse 1]
I've been thrown into a volcano, my ass is burnt
Buttcheeks melting, my form has turnt
Firestorm of ass, here I come
My vengeance of fire has begun

[Verse 2]
Shit to my left, fuck to my right
And I don't have a dick anymore to fight
You ask me, "why, why its time to die?"
'Cause one, two, three, I said, "fuck thee!"

[Chorus]
You're a dick and I'm on fire
What does it mean to boil in the human fryer?
I'm not a French fry and I refuse to die
Nothing can contain my hate
For my anger is too great
Fuck Mike Love

[Verse 3]
I'm medium rare with a spicy kick
On your head, I will thrown a giant brick
Lookout, watchout, I'm here to destroy
All things you can enjoy
[Bridge]
Sledgеhammer meets your head
A mouthful of spiders lеaves you dead
It's a birthday cake full of laxatives
Now you'll feel what bloody diarrhea is
Shit yourself, fuck!

[Verse 4]
A buffet of violence and the drinks are free
Prepare yourself for onslaught of my pee
One plus one equals four
Now I'll slam your penis in the door

[Chorus]
You're a dick and I'm on fire
What does it mean to boil in the human fryer?
I'm not a French fry and I refuse to die (French fry, die)
Nothing can contain my hate (Hate)
For my anger is too great

[Post-Chorus]
Annihilate, you look like masturbate
Resurrected in bones, I'll possess all vinemons
Fuck Mike Love in the penis (Penis)
No time for peace, on you I'll sneeze (No peace, sneeze)
Prepare for doom, in fire I have been consumed
[Outro]
'Cause I hate Mike Love