[Intro]
There was once a little man
That saw the Minecraft movie
But something happened
Something happened in that theater
That would change him
For the rest of his life!

[Verse]
Sex In Minecraft: The Movie
Jack Black had sex with me
(laugh)

[Outro]
He said it wasn't him, but I could smell him (sniff, sniff, BLEH!)
I could smell, I smell him, finna I smell-