Ready for the worst song on the album? fuck yes you are
There i was streaming video games when rev came by
He asked me if i wanted anal sex to try
I told rev penis in my butt will make me die
So rev didn't take that for an answer, so he started to cry

Breaking my butt, rev tried
Breaking my butt, rev tried to make love to my ass
Breaking my butt, i swear to god this really happened
Breaking my butt, my butt is sacrеd i dont want it there

This story is completеly true
Why would i lie to you?
Rev will deny this story upside down
But we all know he likes it in the brown
There was this time where rev fucked a airplane
Its totally true
And i swear to god it was a jumbo yet, because i'll never forget

Rev once fucked a airplane, must've hurt
Rev once fucked a plane, he fucked plane must've hurt
He made him squirt

There was this time where he fucked
A fucking cactus
With his ass
Rev once fucked a dinosaur
And he slammed his dick in a door
And he made love to a t-rex
And it wasn't safe sex
Did you know rev once went to china, just to ejaculate on the great wall cause he's a vagina
Rev is a big sloppy pussy
And i hate his fucking face
And he once masturbated to a horse race
Worst song