I'LL GET A SWORD
The biggest i can afford
And it’ll go right into your uh spinal cord
Cause i am bored
Really fucking bored
And that's why i'll kill you with a sword
A LEGENDARY SWORD
THAT I GOT FROM THE MALL
I WILL TAKE A HOCKEY STICK
RIGHT INTO YOUR DICK
I COULDN’T AFFORD A REAL SWORD
SO I'LL JUST CHOP YOUR DICK OFF WITH A HOCKEY STICK
I MIGHT OUT OF CASH
BUT ATLEAST I DONT HAVE A DIAPER RASH
REV SHOULD PUT HIS MEAT ROCKET
RIGHT INTO A ELECTRICAL SOCKET
I'm gonna end the song with an explosion