YEARGH I BRIBED SANTA TO NOT GIVE YOU ANY PRESENTS THIS YEAR

REV WILL BE WITHOUT PRESENTS
THIS CHRISTMAS TIME
CAUSE HE'S A DICKASS

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY
CAUSE SANTA CLAUSE IS MAKING YOU DIE
I AM FRIENDS WITH SANTA CLAUSE
AND THIS CHRISTMAS YOU WILL GET NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

NO PRESENTS
NO CHRISTMAS NO GIFT
NO LEGO
FOR YOU

WITHOUT PRESENTS
CHRISTMAS WILL BE SHIT