[Intro]
Is everyone ready to SUCK?
Let me tell you something about suck

[Verse 1] [Joey, Dad]
I was sucking like a stone
Down on the Nether, Jack Black came along
Jack Black, put your dick in me
Give me the power to set me free

Joey, we can't see this movie
Grandma is in an emergency situation
You have to cancel the ticket now, OK?

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Jack Black, I hope you never die
Oh, Jack Black gives me a cream pie

[Interlude]
SEX!!!

[Verse 2]
I used to wake up and pray during my satanic days
’Cause the school took away my Minecraft
Just give me a chance to get into Jack Black's pants
Here, I build a dick in Minecraft now
[Pre-Chorus]
Down on the mines, all of the time (Cumming)
Out in the sun, having some fun (Fucking)
Found the love of creaming on (Creeper)
I'm never ever lookin’ back, 'cause

[Chorus]
Sex In Minecraft
I'm having sex inside my mind
I'm having Sex In Minecraft
Oh, Steve, have sex with me (Here we go!)
Grandma's fucking dead!

[Interlude]
Goddamn, fuck over that beard!

[Verse 3]
I'm having sex with the creeper, he says, "Push it deeper!"
My dick's ready to blow
I'm going to fuck right through, I’m cumming straight for you

[Interlude]
There’s a lyric about the Ender Dragon here
But the Ender Dragon's not in the movie
What?
[Pre-Chorus]
Down on the mines, all of the time (Cumming)
Out in the sun, having some fun (Fucking)
Found the love of creaming on (Jack Black)
I’m never ever lookin' back, 'cause

[Chorus]
Sex In Minecraft
Jack Black is in every movie
I'm having Sex In Minecraft
I hope to god the Rock’s not in the sequel
I'm having Sex In Minecraft (I can what?)
Holy shit, this song's too long
Grandma's not alive
Didn't laugh at the Swedish joke

[Bridge]
We need to work it out
The Creepers scream and shout
They start to overload
They mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-might just explode

[Interlude]
Goddamn, listen to that bitrate
When you remove the vocals through a tool
It really sounds good
God DAMN!
Jack Black's having sex with a fucking
GODDAMN BLOCK!
OHHH
OHHH, can we show this to the general public?!?
It's just straight up fucking...
ZORNO

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm never ever lookin' back, 'cause

[Chorus]
Sex In Minecraft
I'm having sex inside my mind
I'm having Sex In Minecraft
Popcorn sucked ass too
Like, darn, better popcorn at home
Shit tainted microwave
Handjob at the movies
Big Steve sat right beside me (Maybe)

Sex In Minecraft