[Intro]
SHIT

[Verse 1]
Watching Top Gear
Where's the subtitles, I swear
I'm American
Speak English, goddamn

Religious breakdown
God is who? SUBARU
Spray paint with a can
My wife is made in Japan

Kore o kudasai
Arigato onegaishimasu
I'd like to fuck this car
I'd like to marry it

[Chorus]
Wheels of pussy
My dick's stuck in the car door
Exhaust pipe, a hole so tight
Handjob by Toyota

[Verse 2]
Acting like a freak
Because my last car was Greek
I'm banned in every bar
Because I'm nutting to NASCAR
Dameda, abunai
Nani, the fuck?
My wife has left me
For a better-looking man

SHE'S GOT

[Chorus]
Wheels of pussy
My dick's stuck in the car door
Exhaust pipe, a hole so tight
Handjob by Toyota

[Verse 3]
Wipers on, 'cause here I comе
Just give me five sеconds
Then I am done

Helvette, jävla skit
KUKEN, VAFAN
You left me for a Swedish Volvo

[Bridge]
Welcome to my garage of sex
Here inside, you can say gex
Because I drink your gasoline
More addicting than any lean
The song's about fucking cars

[Chorus]
Wheels of pussy
My dick's stuck in the car door
Exhaust pipe, a hole so tight
Handjob by Toyota (Goddamn!)

Wheels of pussy (Pussy!)
My dick's stuck in the car door
Exhaust pipe, a hole so tight
Handjob by Toyota

[Verse 4]
Yeah, you fucked me on the freeway
Just like you fucked my life
Yeah, my sex life is in shambles
God, I really, really miss my wife

Fucking at the DMV
With a prostituted Humvee
Dammit, I forgot protection
God, I really miss when you ran over my ERECTION

I'm a divorced man, all alone
Wish I was getting head in the AutoZone
She took the house and kids
Now, my life of drinking begins
Gasoline, GASOLINE
God, I miss the pussy machine
Gambling is what I do now
Balatro is better, anyhow

私 の 車 お ファック して ください (I'd like to fuck my car, please)
愛 を 取り戻せ (I'll take my love back)

[Chorus]
膣 の 車輪 (Wheels of pussy)
車 の ドア に 挟まった ちんぽ (Dick stuck in car door)
ゴミ箱 に 向かって オナに お する (Jerking off into a trash can)

Mike wa hageda

Wheels of pussy
She left me...
For a Nissan Pathfinder