[Verse 1]
I am hell on wheels
Run onto the track, and penis is squeezed
Testicular obliteration
In front of the American nation

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday
For me it's Cumday
Get on your knees and pray
For a vehicular three-way

[Chorus]
Rev up the engine
It's time to fuck
40,000 people watch
As I fuck the monster truck

[Verse 2]
If fucking was libido, I'd be the cure
A gravedigger titfuck is my signature
Driving off the ramp and annihilate my ass
I shouldn't have inhaled that galaxy gas

Fent it up, and fent it down
I used to work as a rodeo clown
Batman, Batman, crucify me
Crush 'ma balls until I pee pee
Heat up the lasagna of sex
Like Garfield, I'd fuck that car next
7 trucks at once drive over my chode
Reborn sexually as my meat explodes

Blowjob by Monster Truck
(Balls crushed to fuck by the monster mutt)
My peanits is thunderstruck

[Interlude]
So, if you're wondering about this song
This song's about having sex with the monster trucks
And it's not for everybody

It has explicit lyrics and, uh
I don't want to listen to you, to listen to this
And be, you know, thinking:

"Wow, this song's not for me
I think it's a ridiculously subject matter
I don't enjoy this vile filth, and I...
I especially, I especially think that you, uh
Joey, that made this song
You have a virus in the head
Becuase why the fuck would you write a song about this?
Having sex with monster trucks is ridi-"
[Verse 3]
I married the Ramminator
My cocke has injury major
Minimal suction, maximum destruction
Through my balls, I shoot...

Yellow Eruption!

Monster truck love
Monster Truck fits like a glove
Not really, my ass is like the sun now
Ow, it burns, it really, really hurts

Why did I do this to my private parts?
Oh yeah, they told me it was this or shooting darts
Grandma loved the show, she said it was the best
I'll be back tomorrow for the Monster Truck Contest

[Chorus]
Rev up the engine
It's time to fuck
40,000 people watch
As I fuck the monster truck