Welcome, Aliens, to my base!
Wow, I love having you here!
Thanks for being my friend!

Let's all hug and be nice to each other!
Let's forgive with love and peace!
Welcome here to be MY friend!
LOVE, OK?

Let's smell each other and be friends!
Let's not engage in combat or kill!
Let's instead HUG with each OTHER and be NICE, OK?
Just RELAX, OK

We are here to makе intergalactic PEACE, OK?
We're gonna havе a PICNIC TOGETHER, OK?
RELAX

We're having a COMFORTING SHIELD
𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿 𝙊𝙁 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀
𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙿𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙴
𝒮𝐻𝐼𝐸𝐿𝒟 𝒪𝐹 𝒫𝐸𝒜𝒞𝐸, OK?

HUG, HUG, OK? OK?
RELAX, OK?
Intergalactic peace
Now, we are friends
We are friends, so STOP FUCKING WITH ME
And let's not FUCK, but...

Ah, fuck, my stomach, ooOOAAAOOww!

Ok, we are here to be nice, relax
You are my friend
You are my friend
You are my friend

Let's just- Oh god, I gotta burp so bad
Oh fuck, I'm gonna keep it in the recording
Just... hang on

Ugh, OK, I'm good!
Shake my hand!
No, no, that's my penis, alien, OK?
RELAX, OK?

Contact is established
Fourth encounter of the friendly kind
The deed is done, OK?
So, uh...
FUCK OFF