[Intro]
When the witching hour draws near
And the bones are rattling in their tombs
You might fall into the
Into the zone

[Verse 1]
Welcome to this stupid place
Say goodbye to your fleshy face
Ented a domain of bones
The spookiest of all zones

How did I end up here anyway?
I was just looking for a sandwich, what the hell?

[Chorus]
This place sucks
Get me out
Get me out of the
Bone Zone
Welcome to the skeleton domain
The place and home of all pleasure and pain

Where's the bathroom?
This place blows.
Into the

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
Welcome to the Bone Zone
With skeletons I'm left alone
I was just looking for a meal tonight
But now they want my flesh to bite

This place blows major boner
Bad puns.

[Verse 3]
Cackling with no skin
The ritual shalt begin
Skeletons drinking beer
They're coming for my rear

They won't ask me twice
If I like playing beer dice
Stuck down in the zone
Somebody please give me my fucking phone

Turns out the "Bone Zone" really just is a skeleton bar
Drinks for everybody, except the human!
Hey what the fuck man? I want some too, woah hey.
What the fuck?!

[Chorus]
This place sucks
Get me out
Get me out of the
Bone Zone
Get me out
Get me out
Get me out of this place
Pleasure and pain
Welcome to the skeleton domain
Bone Zone

[Outro]
You know what guys, you suck. I found my phone, I'll call a cab, fuck off skeletons, bye.

Ah, damn it I forgot my coat.