[Verse]
There are things that do not belong
And I'll tell you with my song
Fruit on a pizza's out of place
If you like that, then I'll smash your face

[Pre-Chorus]
Shit is gross
Makes me puke

[Chorus]
Pineapple does not belong on a pizza!

[Post-Chorus]
Don't ruin the pizza
With a shitty fruit, pineapple
I'd rather eat a dick on a pizza!

[Breakdown]
Pineapples on a pizza, eugh!
Pineapples on a pizza, ueargh!
Pineapples on a pizza!?
Put this on your pizza

[Guitar Solo]
[Outro]
Pineapple can fuck right off
Why do people eat this shit?
Shit's gross, don't put it on a pizza