[Verse 1]
I break your door in
I sneak in the basement
It is my home now
But you never find out
Cause I am sneaky
I am the rat man
I go up at night
And eat your cheese!
Aaaah!

[Bridge]
But one day you find out there is a rat man inside the basement and you call the cops
But the cops don't take it seriously
So you call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ instead!

[Verse 2]
The Ghöüstbusteirs™
Are ill-equipped
They only have ghost busting weapons
But they should’ve brought a shotgun
But I have a gun so I kill them instead
Oh no, it's murder!