[Verse 1]
One Time I waus on The Internet™ and I bought an Illegal drug from Ebay.gov
And it turns out the drug was a ghost!
So I put him in the crack-pipe and I Smönk

[Bridge]
*Sounds of Pure, Orgasmic Swedish Pleasure*

[Verse 2]
When the Evil Ghost shoot his magic spell on me, he accidentally gave me superpower!
Now I can shoot ghost web and climb Vauls
You may know me as Spidår-Man (wow)
But you might also know me
As that Homeless Heroin addict, I need to go now bye