[Verse]
I call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ on the telephone
I tell them "There is a pröblem."
And they tell me "What-a is it now?"
I tell them "That my toilet is clögged"
They tell me "Why are you calling me about that?"
I tell them "There is a... too much ectoplasm~ in the toilet... pipes"
They say "If you call this nümber one maür time, we will shove the P.K.E meter~ in your bumhole."
I say "ok. How müch vill that cäüst"

[Outro]
And then they come over, and break my fucking legs
*Knocking*
Who is it?
(I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL AGAIN, AND YOU CALL AGAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH!)
NO! it was joke! NoAHHHH! it vas only a prank AaHA- (WE TOLD YOU, WE TOLD YOU!)