[Intro: Protagonist]
Damn... life hasn't been the same since Grandma passed away last year. If there's only one way to bring her back, I'll do it. No matter what
What's this ad about? Re- resurrection?

[Verse: Protagonist and Ghost Johnson]
Hello (Hello?)
My name is Ghost Johnson (Oh, hello. How're you doing?)
I play drums so good (Oh?)
That I bring back the dead (Really?!?)
Oh, what's that? You want Grandma back? (Yes!!!)
Well, let me do a drum solo to bring her back. (YEAH!!!)

[drum solo]

[Bridge: Protagonist and Ghost Johnson]
Oh my God! It's- It's working?? It's working!?!?
Make Grandma come back to life!

[Outro: Protagonist and Ghost Johnson]
Oh my God, she doesn't have any skin! AAAAAA!!!
No refunds