[Intro]
This song is dedicated to Ray Parker Jr. - the ultimate death metal master! Yeah!

[Verse]
If there's something strange in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird and it don't look good
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

[Chorus]
I ain't afraid of no ghost!
I ain't afraid of no ghost!

[Outro]
Who are you gonna call?

[Spoken Outro]
Hello, are you having a funeral next week? Birthday?
Whatever the case, call me and I'll spice things up
I will entertain with my guitar and I'll do funny tricks
Call me, low prices. Joel@fuckyourself.com, bye!