Bring me my skull goblet
Loyal servant of mine
Serve me only the finest wine
Or else your spine I will realign

Drink
Drink
From my goblet
The skull laughs
As you quench your thirst
Now you're dead
And remain cursed

Cursed plastic cheapo thing I bought
Once a king, now I'm dead in camelot
My kingdom was once beautiful green
Now everyday looks like halloween

Where's my ass?
Oh wait I'm a skeleton

Unholy deathly spells
Inside the cup
The secret dwells
One drink is all it takes
The undead cup it never breaks
Ey quit those fucking rock and roll cock rock solos
Nobody wants to hear em
Fuck you

Oh it was on sale
The unholy grail
Should've kept the receipt
But the sale I couldn't beat
A cheapo price
Oh what a sacrifice

Unholy deathly spells
Inside the cup
The secret dwells
One drink is all it takes
The undead cup it never breaks