My name is Bogan, I do a spicy roll
I go around Tamriel, increase the death toll
Escaping the jail, like the prophecy
A life of muscle is where I like to be

I see a dumb elf, calls me "smelly nord"
Break into his house and rip his spinal cord
Mountain lion clawing at my back
I barely escape as he bites me in the sack

Ow ow ow
Oh my nuts

Many has tried to take Bogan down
But anyone who dares will be FIST

Bulk, Bulk Bogan
A life of muscle is the way to be
Bulk, Bulk Bogan
The life of the pump is meant to be free

The dangers I escaped and the friends I did find
In the gates of Oblivion, Bablir was meant to stay behind
Cannot stop the world's strongest hands
Before you know it, I've stolen your pots and pans
They put me down but yet I keep prevailing
I hate this game's dumbass level fucking scaling
"It-it just works
I'm gonna make video games
And everyone's gonna play them
You dork, go back to the chess club...
Who's laughing now?"

Bulk, Bulk Bogan
A life of muscle is the way to be
Bulk, Bulk Bogan
The sexiest adventurer you will ever see

My quest is almost over so after one last fight
I'll take my role as the mad god
And everything's gonna be alright

Yis... I will returnes... yis