[Intro]
Watch out!
Bleueahghgh
I desire blood
I want a drink
So I'll slam you in the kitchen sink

[Chorus]
Watch out, in the night
He's gonna give you a fright
Vampire Skeleton
Doesn't give a shit
He's gonna gnaw on you bloody tit
Vampire sleeping a bit too late
Your life is forever, but your skin won't wait

[Verse 1]
I wake up in my castle
Life is such a hastle (AAAAAA)
Fuck, I overslept (*Yawn*, what time is it?)
My bones, the only thing that's kept (Oh, God damn it.)

[Chorus]
Watch out, in the night
He's gonna give you a fright
[Verse 2]
The curse of Immortality
Has put me in a fatality
I have no flesh
I have no skin
But now I have this sick-ass grin

[Chorus]
Vampire Skeleton

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Didn't know it came to this
I wake up and take a filthy piss
I am thin as a stick
Wait a minute, where's my dick?

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Yeah, good luck with a stake now, you fucker