[Verse 1]
Deep in the cosmos
There is a dark star
Where every skeleton plays a mean guitar
A planet shaped like a skull
Burning and aflame
But there's no need to worry
They're too busy with a fucking name

[Interlude]
Meanwhile on Skeleton Planet

[Verse 2]
Can't decide a name for our Skeleton Planet
Is is "Skeletron"?
Or maybe "Bonerbaijan"?
Can't decide a name for our Bonely Home
Maybe we can call it "Skelеton Rome"?
No that's even dumbеr
Gotta think of something first
Nameing our goddamn planet, this is the fucking worst
How about "Spooktune"?
How about "Bonemoon"?
How about something that doesn't sound like it was written in one afternoon?

[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
How about something that doesn't suck?
How about something that doesn't get us stuck?
Wait, guys, I have an idea
Wait, let's call it "Space Korea"

[Outro]
No dammit, that's the dumbest one yet