[Chorus: Sarah Bonito]
Kinda bug and kinda snack, try to catch 'em in your trap
Feed somebody and you'll see we are whatever we eat
Find 'em hiding in the sand tearing up a ketchup patch
Come to Snaktooth Island and discover its Bugsnax

[Verse 1: Sarah Bonito]
I heard that somewhere far off in the ocean
There lies an island where the creatures roam
A famed explorer tells me they're delicious and yet
They're hitherto unknown (He fucking left thе band!)

[Pre-Chorus 1: Sarah Bonito]
You might think it sounds impossible
'Til you've seen a carrot crawl *meow* *gunshot*

[Chorus: Sarah Bonito]
Kinda bug and kinda snack (What?!), try to catch 'еm in your trap (Here we go! Yeah!)
(My ass is heavy, ahh-doh-da-wah-dowah-dah!) Feed somebody and you'll see we are whatever we eat (Are you ready?)
*explosion* Find 'em hiding in the sand (Doin' your mom, doin'- doin' your mom, what?!) tearing up a ketchup patch *cucaracha horn*
(Drop to the X like this, here we go!) Come to Snaktooth Island and discover its Bugsnax (Darkness, imprisoning me)

[Post-Chorus 1: Sarah Bonito]
*record scratching* (Oh, let's go! What?! [?]) Oh-ooh-oh, it's Bugsnax (In the first age, bitch!)
(Uh, go, go, go, girl!) Oh-ooh-oh, talkin' 'bout Bugsnax (I cannot die, e-dulo-deeyo-dirila-o-hee)
Oh-ooh-oh, it's Bugsnax (Gaming)
*cheering* (Yeah, yeah!)
*record scratching*(Master, what?!)
[Verse 2: Sarah Bonito & Vargskelethor]
And if the rumour's not complete baloney
Then it's the story of the century *fart*
So grab a journal listen up and make some new friends
To solve the mystery (Fix me!)
Death to all, all will burn, to hell I will return
The flesh is melting, I'm screaming in pain, million Bugsnax I have slain
Vomit blood into heaven, now I go to 7-Eleven
Buy a Pepsi and get some snacks, human sacrifice for the Bugsnax, uh!

[Bridge: Sarah Bonito]
You might think it sounds impossible
'Til you've seen a sandwich climb a wall

[Chorus: Sarah Bonito & Vargskelethor]
Kinda bug and kinda snack, try to catch 'em in your trap
Feed somebody and you'll see we are whatever we eat
Find 'em hiding in the sand tearing up a ketchup patch
Come to Snaktooth Island and discover its Bugsnax

[Post-Chorus: Sarah Bonito & Vargskelethor]
(Fuck you!) Oh-ooh-oh, It's Bugsnax (Motherfucker!)
Oh-ooh-oh (Die! Yeah!), talkin' 'bout Bugsnax
Oh-ooh-oh, It's Bugsnax
Oh-ooh-oh, everyone's talkin' 'bout Bugsnax
[Verse 3: Vargskelethor & Sarah Bonito]
Watch the fuck out, I smoke weed, on grandma's grave I have peed
What, what you talking shit? My gun goes click click click (It's Bugsnax)
I'll get the Glock, shit out of luck, It's motherfucking sn- Bugsnax, suck my cock
Here comes the axe, bars

[Outro: Vargskelethor]
Uh, uh, uh, uh, burn in hell
Bugsnax 2020
Parasites in my flesh, yo