[Intro]
"Welcome to Lego Island"
Ugh

[Verse 1]
You can build a buggy, drive a big tow truck
You can paint a jet-ski yellow like a duck
Master of the universe, there ain't no trick
You just gotta do it, brick by brick

[Chorus]
Brick by brick, suck my dick
No matter how thin, no matter how thick
Papa told Mama and Laura told Nick
You can move a mountain
If you do it brick by brick

[Verse 2]
Faster than a skateboard, bigger than a bike
Louder than a DJ scratching all night
Pedal to the metal, hecka Lego squeal
You're in the driver's seat when you're behind the wheel

[Chorus]
Brick by brick, suck my dick
No matter how thin, no matter how thick
Papa told Mama and Laura told Nick
You can move a mountain
If you do it brick by brick
[Guitar solo]
"Master!"

"Whoops! You have to put the CD in your computer"

"Are you ready to leave"

[Bridge]
Brick by brick!

[Verse 3]
I refuse to sing the Gameboy pun
If you're gonna cruise the island
There's something you should know
When you block the road you're gonna get towed

[Chorus]
Brick by brick, suck my dick
No matter how thin, no matter how thick
Papa told Mama and Laura told Nick
You can move a mountain
If you do it brick by brick

[Verse 4]
I built a cool machine, red and yellow and black
There ain't no doodad this device lacks
All around the island, we're going 'round the bend
Break it down, baby, brick it up again
[Chorus]
Brick by brick, suck my dick
No matter how thin, no matter how thick
Papa told Mama and Laura told Nick
You can move a mountain
You can move a mountain
You can move a mountain
If you do it brick by brick!