[Intro]
I don't know if i can do this
There's already Pirate Metal
But this is Skeleton Metal
It's- whatever

[Verse 1]
Stealing treasure
That gives a skeleton
Sexual pleasure
Ow

[Chorus]
Skeleton Pirate
Skeleton Pirate
Looking for booty
Skeleton Pirate
Skeleton Pirate
Skeletons roam the seas that's
Worse that killer bees

[Verse 2]
One of them has an eyepatch

[Realization]
Wait a minute
If you have an eyepatch
And you're a skeleton
You don't have any eyes
You have holes for- You're blind!
I never thought about that!