[Intro]
"There's a really cool guy on YouTube that I love
All my Bandcamp stuff is available on YouTube, uploaded by him
But he's also monetized all of my content
Now, I don't have copyright on my songs, so I can't do anything
But I can write this song and
Tell everybody what a fucking shithead he is"

[Breakdown]
Ugh!

[Chorus]
I'm not Lars Ulrich
I'm not really rich
I think it's really cool of you
To profit of my songs you stupid bitch

[Verse 2]
Why do you put ads on all of my fucking songs?
I really like that part where putting AdFly links is "supporting us"

[Verse 3]
Let's see if you've got the fucking balls to upload this song
Come on! Do it!

[Guitar Solo]
[Outro]
"See, what other artists do
They just take down stuff through their label
But I don't have one, and I don't copyright shit
So what I'll do instead is write a song saying
'Fuck you!'"