[Intro]
Luke, I am your faüter, yes

[Chorus 1]
Star War, he is back
He is back now, he is back
Lightsaber is in town
It will take your frown upside down

[Verse 1]
Darth Vader is back, Yoda too
Jar Jar Binks, how about you?
You see the Chewbacca, you jumpin' up and down
Anakin chokes his wife, oh, what a clown!
(Slaughtered them like animals!)
Star Wars, Star Wars

[Bridge 1]
The dark side in the night
Dark Vader asshole, oh so tight

[Verse 2]
Dark Vader, resurrection complete
He now has lightsaber feet
George Lucas takes a nap
The old man takes his Star Wars crap
Sells Star Wars for a lot of money now
So much money, woah, woah, woah
[Bridge 2]
Kshhh hoo, kshhh hoo
My name is Dark Vader
And I must fuck robot
(stifles a laugh)
I must fuck the robot
For the final scene of movie
Yes, Luke, it is me, Yoda
And tonight, you will make the green goo come out, yes? (Wha?)

[Chorus 2]
Star Wars 9, that is so fine
George Lucas is dead
The fans shot him in the head
Now he is dead, murdered at his ranch

[Verse 3]
All the fans killed him, they were pissed
Because a sexy scene was totally missed
C-3PO and R2-D2 did not make out

[Outro]
Oh no, Star Wars 9
This song needs to end, bye