[Verse]
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
The Ghostbuster!

[Spoken Bridge]
Hello, are you having a funeral next week?
Birthday? Need to fart??
Whatever the case, call me and I'll spice things up
I will entertain with my guitar and I'll do funny tricks
Call me, low prices. Joel@ebay.fuckyourself, AHHHH
BYE

[Instrumental Bridge]
FUCKYOURSELF.COM

[Outro]
When the evil ghost shoot his magic spell on me
He accidentally fart
Ahhhh