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Skeletor (Skeleton Metal X Version)
[Intro]
He-Man, it's me again Skeletor
I have conquered the metal once again, He-Man
And that netflix series sucked ass too
[Verse 1]
Skeletal pimp, he once killed a chimp
Murdered a monkey cause he's a meth junkie
Snorted cocaine off a hookers tits
On He-Man he fucking spits
[Spoken Bridge]
He-Man, He-Man? I know what you've been doing, He-Man
You've been trying to sell Funko pops off me
You're trying to shill out, you sellout
[Verse 2]
If you don't like Skеletor
Then he'll makе your ass sore
Dick ass skeleton dressed in blue
Watch out bitch, he'll cut you
[Chorus]
He-Man, suck my bone
I'll make you squeal and moan, nyeargh
I'll kick He-Man in the spleen
But first, my lean, nyeargh!
[Verse 3]
Yeah, he smashed a mirror, he rolls around
Skeletor steals the Eternian crown
Snake mountain is his crib
He has some big ass ribs
He takes off with your purse
He's master of the universe
[Hook]
I am Skeletor, I am Skeletor
I am Skeletor, suck my bone
[Chorus]
He-Man, I am Skeletor
I'll make you squeal and moan
[Verse 4]
Skeletor, Skeletor, I call upon your name
Master of the heavy metal game
Revenge on Hordak, he conjures another plan
This time I will destroy He-Man
[Verse 5]
Beast man, Clawful and Stinkor too
They will all help me to destroy you
Evil-Lyn, Trap Jaw, Mer-Man gather 'round
Go now, put He-Man into the ground
[Chorus]
He-Man, I am Skeletor
I'll make you squeal and moan
[Verse 6]
He's never, never, never ever nice
Here comes Skeletor with another device
Land shark into a brick wall
Tonight castle Grayskull will fall
Skeletor mosh!
[Chorus]
He-Man, I am Skeletor
I'll make you squeal and moan
[Verse 7]
Defeating Man At Arms
Kicking She-Ra's butt
Punching He-Man into the gut
I'm Skeletor and I'm always scheming
Orko dies alone whilst screaming
[Outro]
I am Skeletor, I am Skeletor
I am Skeletor, suck my bone
I am Skeletor, I am Skeletor
I am Skeletor, suck his bone