[Verse 1]
Creeper pussy, oh so nice
Green block asshole, tight like paradise
Pickaxe my dick, till it explodes
Playing Minecraft and swallowing loads
Jumped on the bed and spam in chat
I'm gonna cum I'm gonna splat
Minecraft roleplay on the server tonight
When I find a diamond, I get so tight

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, ooh I jumped, I jump on the bed
Aughh, we're having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, yeah we jumped, we jump on the bed

[Verse 2]
Build a penis out of brick
Then I'll make a TNT dick
I'll blow it up and jump some more
On the Minecraft server I am a whore
Scream into the mic like a demon
In the Minecraft world I drown in semen
There's something wrong in my head
Doesn't matter as I fuck in my shed
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, ooh I jumped, I jump on the bed
Aughh, we're having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, yeah we jumped, we jump on the bed

[Outro]
Minecraft
Minecraft
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Minecraft
Minecraft
[?]
Sex

[Guitar solo]