[Verse 1]
I'm having sex now in Minecraft
I'm having sex now in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft, sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex now in Minecraft

[Chorus]
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Sex in Minecraft

[Verse 2]
When grandma is dying in the hospital
She is screaming for death and I'm playing Minecraft
They're gonna pull the plug while I'm playing Minecraft
When grandma is dying, I'm playing Minecraft

[Chorus]
Having sex in Minecraft
The creeper's so funny
Having sex now, having sex now, yaah!
Come on and die, I wanna play Minecraft!

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Grandma will die, creeper so fly
I build a house made out of stone
Then I add wood and maybe some brick
Grandma is a total fucking dick
[Bridge]
They're trying to take away my phone
They're saying "please pay respects to grandma"
But I only got one word for them, woah-hoh

[Chorus]
I'm having sex now
Having sex in MinecraaAAA
Having sex in Minecraft, yeah!

[Outro]
Stupid boomer grandma
You're so old, you don't even play Minecraft
Stupid bitch, you don't even know Notch
Bitch, die, die, die
I wanna have sex in Minecraft
Oh my god, having sex now
In Minecraft blegh
Uaaahhh
Ahh, ahh
HAVING SEX IN MINECRAFTuh