[Intro]
Sex, sex, sex, sex
Sex, sex, sex, sex
Sex, sex, sex, sex
Sex, sex, sex, sex

[Verse 1]
I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, I'm having sex in Minecraft if you know what I mean
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, I'm having sex
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Yeah, I'm having sex

[Pre-Chorus]
Timmy, Timmy, grandma is in the hospital, oh my god

[Chorus]
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Having sex in Minecraft

[Verse 2]
You are never having sex in Minecraft
Having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, I'm having sex
I'm having sex in Minecraft
(gibberish)
Having sex, woah
Woah, I'm having sex
[Pre-Chorus]
Timmy, put the fucking game down
And get in the fucking car!

[Chorus]
Oh, having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex

[Bridge]
Uh, can you please take your son away from the room?
Uh, he's-he's obviously n-not fit for this kind of situation
Please, take care of your son
Yaah!

[Chorus]
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Having sex, I'm having sex
Having sex in Minecraft
Having sex in Minecraft
Shut off grandma
I'm having sex on the Minecraft bed
I'm having sex, you're so old
Having sex in Minecraft
[Outro]
Having sex in Minecraft (help me, help me, help me, help me)
Having sex in Minecraft (help me, help me, help me)
Grandma is dead