[Intro: Spoken]
So I've been checking out the Java version actually
Uhh, I-I didn't know if I was gonna install Bedrock or not
But uhh, I was thinking uhh, tonight
I was gonna do a new Realm or
P-play a new Realm with you, guys
But uhh I don't know, I might have the wrong version
Uhm does anyone know how to patch this?
Let's see here...
"I think you got a virus" why?
"Java is correct" is that it?
"Java is the way to go" okay 'cause I-I was wondering
I was initially trying to install uhm, what do you call it?
The uhh the, I-I-I was gonna do cross-play first on the Switch

[Verse 1: Spoken]
But then I realized that like Bedrock and Java is incompatible
But I was wondering, does the Switch support cross-play?
Or what do you mean?
But, but anyway, I know that Minecraft has been ported
To many, many different consoles
I was gonna play it on the laptop, PC
And then like, play a little bit on the Switch
But uh

[Verse 1: Sung]
When grandma died last year, I was really sad
But then I found Minecraft
And then I laugh at her death
Because the creeper is so funny and I cry
But when I discovered that I get diamonds I get real mad
I go to her grave and take a shit, because I hate that bitch
Oh Minecraft
[Chorus: Spoken]
"You can play it on your Ouya!" okay
"Prerecorded" no this is not a prerecorded bit
I'm-we're tryna iron out the problems with Minecraft
So we can play it tonight
Uh, oh yeah "for cross-play it's Bedrock"
So-so Bedrock, you can do it on
Java, so Java, Java is not cross-play, that is exclusive PC

[Chorus: Sung]
Sex in Minecraft, I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft, I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft, and I'm having sex in Minecraft
Sex with creeper, sex with creeper
Sex, sex with creeper, sex with creeper, creeper!

[Spoken]
Ok so that's cross-play, that's good

[Verse 2]
One day, I was walking around, and then I saw a car accident
The people suffering an ambulance was still in the scene
And there was blood everywhere

[Spoken]
So I can, I can stil-
I can do cross-play
[Chorus: Sung]
And I cope with the situation by playing Minecraft
Oh the skin was everywhere, the nerves exploded
Playing Minecraft (oh this is fucking shit)
Oh Minecraft (ahh, sex)

[Outro: Sung]
This is the worst one yet, fuck!

[Outro: Spoken]
Anyway do you guys wanna play with some mods tonight?
I don't know if shaders counts as mods
And is-is-is-is-is it uhh you can do that?
"Absolutely" okay so you won't get like VAC banned
For that, right
"Shaders are not technically mods" ok so just like, do that
Okay, okay, well good, good to know, good to know
But yeah, let's play some Minecraft
Uh, how do we start with that?