[Spoken]
Um..."Shaders are client-side, so they won't affect other players if you use them."
Okay. Textures, basically. Um, okay. Okay
Um. Let's see here, uh...
"What happened to never playing it again"?
Oh, no, no, no, we're gonna be playing it again now
We're gonna be playing it now. Um...

[Verse 1]
I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Having sex in Minecraft
Oh, I'm having sex in Minecraft

[Spoken]
Do you need to pay for a realm, or is the multiplayer just, like, start a server?
How does that work?
Uh...uh..."You need to pay for it". You need to pay for it, okay
Right now, how much is a, how much is a realm? How much is that?

[Chorus]
Oh, I'm having sex in Minеcraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minеcraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
[Spoken]
Um, ten...is it ten dollars?
Okay. "Dollar or two."
One...one do- one dollar for server? Okay

[Verse 2]
One day [?] in school
I thought it was really funny
But then the doctors told me
That I have a head injury
But I said

[Spoken]
Can you- can you play the world map?
Can you play the world map in, uh, in Minecraft?
Like, can I play on Sweden, or...okay
You can play- you can put any map in
Okay. "Only creative mode," okay
"Yeah, but why would you?" Okay, I see

[Chorus]
I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, I'm having sex in Minecraft
[Interlude]
Augh...waaa...waaa...waaa...waaa...WAAAAA...
Play Minecraft and eat your own fingers
Play Minecraft and eat cat food!

[Spoken]
Do I install mods? Do I install mods for this?
Or do we play it as-is? Okay. Okay
"Joel stop music." What do you mean?
What do you mean, 'music'? I'm not playing anything
Music? "The one that comes out of your mouth."

[Verse 3]
They said I'm not right in the head
[scream]
But I told them "Fuck off"
I might be seven years old
And I have a demon in my head

[Spoken]
I'm just talking. I'm talking
"Realms only support 10 players." Oh, shit, okay
I was going to have all you guys on the server at once
Uh...there's just one guy
Uh..."You can also dedicate a server for yourself." Oh, okay
Okay. Okay. So- so- so you're telling me that we can't play tonight
[Chorus]
But I said
I'm playing Minecraft tonight
And God can't stop me [growl]
Satan lives in my head [growl]
And he tells me to jump on the bed (Wheeee!)
I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, I'm having sex in Minecraft
Having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Having sex in Minecraft
Oooh, they can't stop meeee-eeee-eeee
[sobbing] Augh...augh...augh...
EXORCISM!

[Spoken]
We can't play tonight!
Well, that fucking sucks! That fucking sucks
I was going to play Minecraft with you guys, but I guess- okay. Uh, own template are- okay, well, we can't then. Okay, no Minecraft, guys. Next game, bye!