[Verse]
Don't touch him, or you'll explode
Do you know he is a chode?
Watch out, he'll get you in the ring!
He is a bone thing!

[Pre-Chorus]
No legs! (What did you say?)
No arms! (Mamma mia?)
No bones! (Whaaaat?!)
He has eaten many calzones!

[Chorus]
Jaaaaaames Booooooond! (It's Bones!)
Jaaaaaames Booooooond! (No it's Bones!)
Jaaaaaames Booooooond! (Bones!)
James! (Bones!) Bond! (Bones!) Aaaaaaah! (Bones!)

[Outro]
James Bone takes the throne! (Your rhyming sucks!)