[Mars Argo]
Welcome to our Computer Show. I'm Mars Argo. I took this photograph. I took this photograph. I took this photograph. I took this photograph. We met on the internet.

[Titanic Sinclair]
I am a pretentious art student and I am original. I ride a single speed bicycle. I have a moustache. I have a lot of friends. I'm exactly what Urban Outfitters wants me to be.

[Mars Argo]
I'm an art student. I'm original. There is no one else like me.

[Titanic Sinclair & Mars Argo]
We are the internet.