[Verse 1]
Here he is, our little bundle of joy
We did it, honey, it's a baby boy
We'll love him and raise him till he finally leaves us
What should we name him?
How about Adolf?
Little Adolf

[Verse 2]
He's growin' up like little boys do
He's grown a mustache and he's only two
He's a pyrotechnic and he loves to play with knives
And our little buddy gives the weirdest high fives

[Chorus]
Little Adolf
Little Adolf
Little Adolf
Little Adolf
He's a dictator-tot
Dictator-tot

[Verse 3]
He get's a little bit angry, but he's smart as hell
And who taught him how to speak German so well?
He doesn't like milk, soda hurts his head
I tried to give him juice this is what he said:
[Spoken Interlude]
I hate Jews

Okay, Hitler, please drink your juice. I'm tired I want to go to bed

Just you know what?
Get the Jews out of here
Out of this house, out of this country, now

Hitler, get the ju-
What do you want me to do with-?

Put the Jews in camps and separate them

Separate juice?
Hitler, what do you want me to do?
Like separate them by flavor
By, like, concentration?

Concentration... ooh

[Chorus Outro]
Little Adolf
He's a dictator-tot