I'm a faggot, I'm a retard
I got a girl's bag and a v-card
I got 3 friends and a whack ass ride
You can judge by the cover but it's shitty on the inside
No girls wanna fuck me, trust me
I don't give a fuck, don't adjust me
Just please shut your face hole for just one second
"Fuck you faggot, you're so fucking dumb"
Dumb? I'm the dumb one?
Calm down bo, just count to ten, um
One, two, three, whore- I meant four shit
Three, four, five, bitch- I meant six, shit
I quit, I got no patience, you won, I face it
Your life peaks at graduation
Well congratu-fucking-lations

*Chorus:*
Nerds
The faggots
The spastic fat chicks who
Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with
The nerds
The kid with acne
And tons of Proactiv®
Packed inside his backpack
I got your back, kid
Do you know why, kid, I can rap so mean?
I was reading while you were fucking the prom queen
Huddled up reading, no lacrosse team
Huddle up, huddle up
What? You lost me
Sorry girl did I inturrupt the
Circle of jerks all circle jerking
I need to savin, fuck, no
Quote the raven, fuck poe
Ah shit, I'm bitchin, listen
They don't know what they're missing, for instance
I like poetry, I like instruments. Similar interests?
It's no fall balls, no balls fall
Just sit and scawl on the stall walls
3 pm I pause, *bell rings* that shit sounds like applause

*Chorus:* x2
Nerds
The faggots
The spastic fat chicks who
Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with
Nerds
The kid with acne
And tons of Proactiv®
Packed inside his backpack
I got your back, kid

She stood in line and got cut
Tried out, got cut
Loved art, but the budget got cut
Then she got numb but she only felt when she knelt and cut

*Chorus:*
Nerds
The faggots
The spastic fat chicks who
Sit in the back with no one to do their lab with
Nerds
The kid with acne
And tons of Proactiv®
Packed inside his backpack
I got your back, kid
I know it's bad kid
I got your back kid