Oh Pitbull...
Oh Pitbull...(Yeah)

Pitbull, oh Pitbull, we don't understand
Cause you're not deaf, so you shouldn't have to rap and use your hands

(Oh Yeah)

Pitbull what were you doing, yeah, when you got into that car?
Yeah, you got into that car, yeah, you didn't get very far

And now you won't make it to Homecoming
If I guessed where you were at, I'd say you were at home cumming

Oh Pitbull, oh Pitbull, we don't understand
Cause you're not deaf, so you shouldn't have to use your hands to rap
I said Oh Pitbull, oh Pitbull, we don't understand
Cause you're not deaf, you're not deaf, so you shouldn't have to use your hands...

Oh we got a Pitbull problem, yeah, we got a Pitbull problem
Oh we got a Pitbull problem, oh, we got a Pitbull problem
Yeah, we got a Pitbull problem baby, yeah and its making me sick
Yeah, we got a Pitbull problem, please somebody call Michael Vick

Yeah, oh Pitbull, oh Pitbull...
(Oh Pitbull)
Now everyone do what Pitbull can't do and clap!

[Piano stops...Clapping begins]

Pitbull, oh Pitbull, yeah we don't understand
Cause you're not deaf, so you shouldn't have to use your hands

[Piano begins again]

Pitbull, oh Pitbull, we don't understand
Oh maybe you couldn't just hold the microphone, maybe thats why
Oh wait, that makes no fucking sense, he has another hand

Oh Pitbull, now we're stuck with this fucking dorky white kid
Holy shit you ruined the whole year, congratulations, oh, CONGRATULATIONS!