[Verse 1]
Well, I'm the girl for every high school guy
Yeah, I got everything
A little shirt and a skirt so high
Every month you can spot
A cotton tampon string
I'll drop my books, then I'll bend
And then I'll bend a little more
Everyone thinks Ashley's my best friend
Well that bitch is a whore

[Chorus]
With a capital H-O-A-R
Ignorance is bliss
Who needs feminism with an ass like this?
And a capital H-O-A-R
You guys liking what you see?
Cause if beauty's on the inside
You might as well go inside me

[Verse 2]
Well, I'm the guy for that high school girl
Yeah partying is my life
In a few hours, I'll be hitting the gym
And in a few years, I'll be hitting my wife
You know, I like to hang loose
"No way! So does my crotch!"
Well I hope you brought your man juice
Cause I bought scotch
[Chorus]
With a Capital One no hassle card
Stolen from my dad
Dignity's overrated, self-respect's a fad
Well, I'm like a game of baseball
'Cause there's something you might catch."

[Outro]
Well, and if you put out
I'd say that we're a perfect
"I'd say that we're a perfect
I'd guess that we're a perfect match."
A perfect match
A perfect match