Bo Burnham
Subtext
hey

sup?

nothing. u?

im ona date with u know who

dude I thawt u and her were thru

i did 2 dude I did 2

so how's it going????

badly dude
she yelled at me for eatin food!

wtf that's fuckingrude

well shes a bitch I shouldv knewed.

hows the date with such and such?

she said i used her as a crutch
she sad i don't talk and i text too much
jesus dude what a butch!
bitch I mean