The first was acro-claustro-homo-arachnophobic,
terrified of being trapped in a very small,
very high-up place with a bunch of gay spiders.

The second was avio-coulro-glosso-metrophobic,
terrified of being forced to read poetry
to the clown public on an airplane.

The third was octo-oneirogmo-kathiso-lutraphobic,
terrified of having eight consecutive wet dreams
whilst sitting on a pile of otters.

The fourth was afraid of snakes.
What a pussy!