You're a bunny, Alfred.
Quit all this "elephant" bullshit.
Look at your little bunny ears.
Look at your adorable whiskers.
Do elephants have little bunny ears?
Do they have adorable whiskers?
No, they don't.

You can't just wake up one day
and decide to be an elephant, Alfred.
The world doesn't work like that.
There are rules, Alfred.
And you want to stomp all over them.
Get over yourself.