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Old Sea Captain
Ye old sea captain.
You know, briny breath,
one squinting eye,
chewing a waterlogged pipe,
squatting on dock post.
A bearded cauldron blabbering bullshit,
crashing through anecdotes
like a radio dial through waves of white noise.
Living legend, he is.
A great American archetype.
So grab your digital cameras
you yuppie fucks.
