Babies are the puppies of people.
You feel me?
I hope you can feel me.
'Cause I feel like I should be felt right now.

Check this out--
your first floor's ceiling is your second floor's floor,
Whoa, right?

Bet you didn't know that the plural of house is hice
or that all dogs are male and all cats are chicks.

WHO IS THIS GUY?! HOW DOES HE KNOW SO MUCH?!?!

(I'm afraid I might die alone).