I found Jesus once.
He was in a diner eating hash browns.

He had one of those long booths all to himself.
He wasn’t being greedy or anything.
Place was pretty empty.

I watched him play the crane game on the way out—
the one with the metal claw and the cuddly mass grave.
He kept going for a rabbit in overalls.
The claw couldn’t lift it.

Eventually, he gave up and left.

I tried for a bit.
The rabbit’s just too heavy.
I think whoever owns this thing
put an unmovable toy rabbit
in there just to fuck with evеrybody.