(Hook)
[ROBYN]
Just gonna sit there and stalk some girl
Spend all night commentin' like a bunch of pervs
Don't understand why there's 10 replies
It's not like I ever met you in real life
I hate weird Facebook guys

(Verse 1)
[CHAD]
I can't believe you've been to that place. I'm always there. Just not on weeknights

[CHRIS]
Yo, it's been a while, right?
Girl, you looking damn nice

[CHAD]
Remember me? We met last night in the keg line
I thought we hit it off, right?
You got plans for Tuеsday night?

[NATE]
Hi there, what's up? Wanted to say
I think it's fatе
That you live on my friend's dorm room floor and by the way
Next weekend I think I'm gonna be in town and was thinking may-
Be we'd go on a date
And see what happens later
[CHRIS]
Hey, who's this moron?

[CHAD]
Yo fuck you, dude. Go away

[CHRIS]
You fag, come here. I'll kick your ass!

[NATE]
Aw, babe, are you okay?
Are you in pain?
Need chicken noodle soup? P.S., I'm Nate

[CHRIS]
How's your bro, Dan? He was such a badass!

[DAN]
He passed away

[TODD THE BOD]
Hey, thanks for the ad
You model?

[BO]
Hey, you never came
To class. It's all good. I'll bring the notes to your place
Hey, was outside your door for three hours. You never came
No worries, I can come back again
(Hook)
[ROBYN]
Just gonna sit there and creep my parents
Man what the hell, is this the way you get your kicks?
I'm wearin' overalls, no skin at all
What the hell, you creeps, that was my mom's birthday
That was my mom's birthday

(Verse 2)
[NATE]
You ever see a friend of a friend that you never met but knew you would click?
It'd be a shame that you never got to know me

[CHAD]
Was at Bojo's on Friday
Were you there? I must have missed you

[CHRIS]
Hey, I tried to hit you
Up, but you don't answer. You swore that you
Would call me back tomorrow, I feel up to make the drive down

[NATE]
This was prob'ly a mistake but you blocked me
Would be cool to undo it
[TODD THE BOD]
Who's the guy with the spiky hair?

[SAM]
Who's this doucher?

[WILL]
Who's that dude?

[ELLIOT]
Boyfriend, aw

[CHRIS]
Just got to your campus. Wanna meet up?

[CHAD]
Hey there babe, I was just browsing. Where'd your photos go?
Why'd you go and change all your settings around?
Miss your Halloween pics

[NATE]
Hey, it's me. It happened again
Accidentally blocked me girl, but that's okay, wink
I just found your MySpace, can you add me?

[CHAD]
Missed you at shot night

[TODD THE BOD]
What are you doing now?

[CHRIS]
Come on and call
Me, I'm in your hall

[NATE]
Just put you in my top friends

[SAM]
Messaged you again

[WILL]
Yo, you gotta stop by Steve's

[NATE]
Hello hello

[BEN]
Remember me? We're in the same psych class

(Hook)
[ROBYN]
Just gonna go ahead and message me
We're not friends, to me you're all just a bunch of creeps
Oh what can I do to stop these nerds
It seems desperate but this is my last resort
I'm deleting my Facebook
I'm deleting my Facebook