[Intro]
You guys seem like you're on my side, right?
Alright, let's change that...

[Verse 1]
Grab a seat
Have something to eat
Help yourself, it's all right
If you want a beer, they're over here
But we only got Coors Lite
Try a chip with my homemade dip
The stuff is outta sight
Right before bed, we'll shave your head
Good thing you're dressed in white

[Chorus]
'Cause it's a Klan cookout
'Cause it's a Klan cookout

[Verse 2]
Here's my wife slash sister
She brightens up my day
She went away and I missed her
'Cause my mum's a lousy lay
Don't hang with foreign fellows
It'll only be your loss
Stay here and roast marshmallows
By the burning cross
[Bridge]
At the Klan cookout
Just the black people
Klan cookout
Dan's on lookout
At the Klan cookout

[Verse 3]
And if you're black
Don't want to see your face
They're like a high school track
Just a stupid race
We got a plan
Kill all the Jews
Are you a Mexican
Because you seem confused
(Señor, KKK?)

[Chorus]
It's a Klan cookout
It's a Klan cookout
Mein Kampf?
Check that book out
At the Klan Kookout

[Verse 4]
All men are created equal
Man, that shit gets me pissed
Here's an idea for a sequel
Someone loses Schindler's List
I cook, I clean
'Cause I'm the hooded host
And on Halloween
I dress as a... slave owner
We hate Hispanics
Hence the 20-foot walls
And all you goddamn dirty Catholics
Can Catho-lick my balls
Ethnics give off weird aromas
And I can't understand
Why we need high school diplomas
With a Bible in hand
[Outro]
At the Klan Cookout
I have black friends
I was just kidding. I don't have black friends