[VERSE 1]
Trying to be funny and stuck in a room
There isn't much more to say about it
Can one be funny when stuck in a room
Being in, trying to get something out of it

[REFRAIN]
Try making faces
Try telling jokes, making little sounds, ooh

[VERSE 2]
I am a kid who is stuck in his room
There isn't much more to say about it
When you're a kid and you're stuck in your room
You'll do any old... thing to get out of it

[REFRAIN]
Try making faces
Try telling jokes, making little sounds

[Chorus]
Well, well, look who's inside again
Was finally free, but locked up for a week again
Well, well, I bet that you're now bummed
But shut up with your whining and finish the album

[Instrumental]

[VERSE 3]
So long, goodbye
I'll see you when I see you
You can pick the street
I'll meet you on the other side

So long, goodbye
Do I rеally have to finish?
Do returns always diminish?
Did I say that right?

[REFRAIN]
Does anybody want to jokе
When no one's laughing in the background?
[Chorus]
So this is how it ends
I promise to never go away again

[VERSE 4]
So long, bye
I'm slowly losing power
Has this only been an hour?
No, that can't be right

So long, goodbye
Hey, here's a fun idea
How about I sit on the couch
And listen to you next time?

[REFRAIN]
I wanna hear you tell a joke
When no one's laughing in the background

[Chorus]
So this is how it ends
I promise to never go outside again

[BRIDGE]
Am I going crazy
Would I even know
Am I right back where I started three years ago
Will I see the ending
If it ever does
I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was
A little bit of everything all of the time
A bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
I'm finished playin', and I'm stuck inside

If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke
When nobody wants me and I'm all alone
I'll panic, call me up and tell me a joke
You want me to joke at a time like this?

[OUTRO]
Well, well, look who's inside again
Was finally free, but locked up for a week again
Well, well, I'm sure that you're now bummed
But nobody cares, so shut up, and finish the album