[Intro]
It's about halfway through the show, so I think it's time to talk about how deep I am
And I'm pretty fucking deep, guys
So deep that I named the song... "Hashtag Deep"

[Verse 1]
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
Me neither
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
Meat cleaver

[Pre-Chorus]
The people in my life are like grains of sand
'Cause they stick together, yeah
Often near my butt hole

[Chorus]
If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Then I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning
These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm
Hashtag Deep

[Post-Chorus]
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Probably not

[Verse 2]
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of on your girlfriend's face
Me neither
Me neither!
Have you ever wrote a song note for note, and not a single note was out of place?
Duh
[Pre-Chorus]
The people in my life are like blades of grass, how?
Cause they're all so grounded
But at least grass stays away from my butthole

[Chorus]
Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Uh, bitch why you being so selfish?
If mama is right and the world is my oyster
Then I must have an allergy to shellfish
You don't know
How could you know
If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep
Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
Hashtag

[Outro]
Thank you