[Verse]
This isn't a joke, so don't joke about it
I'm takin' it slow, I don't wanna think about it
(Look at my pores.)
I'm doing fine, twenty-nine, in my prime
I don't wanna talk about it
(I am a weird-looking dude.)
This isn't a joke, I don't wanna talk about it

[Outro]
That is a birth scar
I got that scar, uh, coming out of my mother
You're... I... you're supposed to see the top of your head when you come out of your mother's, uh, pussy
But the... I... you saw my face, I came out face first
And look at me now, woo-hoo!
Look at me, at me, at me—