[Verse 1: Opaque & (Kenny Kockblock Mcdiver)]
It's the Valuable Scamps anthem
(Yeah we tall dark and handsome)
Smalls the lunatic he's damn sick as a brandom
A dimension we keep it latch it the sofa
If we decide to leave the pen I'm more ways than show for
Opaque roast ya kicking better shit than most of ya
Still with the crew we look good on the poster
We host the show it's strictly Oslo
And all we ever wanted was getting the dough
[Kenny Kockblock Mcdiver]
(All I ever wanted was getting them hoes and I did it
Girls and alcohol involved then I'm with it)
Not gon quit it
(Kenny Bong with the muddiest rapper in town
It's been a while now still with the dirty Valuable Scamp sound
Clowns we laugh at lays cum on your back and let it glide down your ass crack
Take 2 and pass that)
What?
(Your girl say she loves you but she's on my dick)

[Hook: Opaque] (x3)
The Valuable Scamps

[Verse 2: Opaque & (Kenny Kockblock Mcdiver)]
(Ain't done this since '96 still crush most of y'all dudes
Sing the lala with my boy Cruze
Always broke but that's old news
Yeah I might tell a lie but that's just the truth)
Me and Kenny Broke sit around telling jokes
About these other rappers round here cause they hopes
(Bring out the rope)
Have 'em dangling 'till they choke
(Cut 'em loose)
Before they catch their breath make 'em have a toke
(Broke we still living the fast life
See me in the clubs and the parties I be mad hype)
Me and Kenny we mad tight
(So shut up ass right)
I think you better leave
(You don't wanna get smashed right)
I talk trashful spite walking around acting obnoxious
Admiring chicks don't dare speak to us
(They just watch us)
Rubbing their crotches
Don't pay the ugly no mind look at the foxes

[Bridge: Opaque]
The Valuable Scamps

[Verse 3: Opaque & Kenny Kockblock Mcdiver]
Kenny Kockblock Mcdiver, Opaque and Erik Small the house mouse
Get on the heads arouse whether it's outside or in the house
(You know you're stuck)
You suck so you have to depend on pure luck
(I really wanna fuck but something wrong with my dick
Either I can't get it up or I cum to quick)
Maybe the sick
(Nah, but I jerk off to much
And I've been to much in a dutch and such and such)
I watch you spill my guts and take it easy
(Do the broads life)
They say I'm a bit sleazy
Slick hair is greasy
(We tailing 'em tramps)
We forever gon be the Valuable Scamps